I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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