Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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