after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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