No stitches, just platelets and will power
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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