"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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