Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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