what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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