doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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