He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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