After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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