two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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