But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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