you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We are two peas in an std pod
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
