i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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