Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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