YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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