On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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