Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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