Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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