Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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