I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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