she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We smell like vodka and hangover
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