He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We are two peas in an std pod
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
