I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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