Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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