Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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