you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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