i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
nutella sex= disaster
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
