My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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