Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
