My friends, they love my intelligence
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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