Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i used baking grease as lip gloss
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Do I have a choice?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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