He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
