If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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