overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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