I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I think I just sharted jello shots
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