i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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