Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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