Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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