Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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