just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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