she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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