i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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