I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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