We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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