so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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