Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we made out on top of his cat.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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