What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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