On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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