Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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