she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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