Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm bleeding and have questions
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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